INDIANA JONES & THE KINGDOM OF THE CRYSTAL
SKULL (12)
D: Steven Spielberg
Paramount/Lucasfilm (Frank Marshall)
US 2008
117 mins
Adventure
W: David Koepp; George Lucas & Jeff Nathanson [based on
characters created by George Lucas & Philip Kaufman]
DP: Janusz Kaminski
Ed: Michael Kahn
Mus: John Williams
PD: Guy Hendrix Dyas
Cos: Mary Zophres
Harrison Ford (Indiana Jones), Cate Blanchett (Irina Spalko),
Karen Allen (Marion Williams), Ray Winstone (George McHale), John Hurt (Harold Oxley), Jim Broadbent (Charles Stanforth), Shia LaBeouf (Mutt Williams)
A
sequel 20 years too late and feeling uncomfortably like an attempt to usurp the ageing Ford with Steven Spielberg's love-child Shia LaBeouf as the fedora-wearing archaeologist
explorer.
After escaping from an atomic blast outside Area 51, Indiana
Jones and his young companion travel to Peru on a hunt for an Incan crystal skull, pursued all the time by Russkies.
There's a handful of entertaining moments as it attempts to
recreate the excitement from the 1980's trilogy of films, but the final result is incredibly disappointing, proving that, not only is Harrison Ford too old for these shenanigans, but so is George
Lucas, who not only wrote the story to this mess, but had passionate plans for it to be titled "Indiana Jones & The Saucer Men".
Steven Spielberg also proves that his filmmaking product has
matured since 1989.
There's a fan theory that the majority of the film is a
nuclear-dream which all takes place in Indiana Jones' head as he's dying of radiation poisoning while trapped in a fridge, which is far more feasible than all the alien bullshit.
4/10